The Big Gay "Donation"

Queer people across the globe love football. We just can’t support it like everyone else, because the World Cup is currently being held in Qatar - and we all know how Qatar feels about the gays.

But if THAT wasn’t a big enough kick in the tits, the 2030 World Cup could be given to another host nation that criminalises LGBTQ+ people, judging by the countries currently bidding for it.

It’s our big gay duty to make sure this doesn’t happen again. After all, a world cup without queer people just isn’t a world cup.

Luckily, it turns out the wonderful, upstanding people who run football love “donations”.

So we thought we’d create one of our own. The Big Gay “Donation”.

A “donation” so big and gay and persuasive, it can convince the lovely, open-minded, honest people who run football to hold the 2030 world cup in an LGBTQ+ friendly host nation.

Of course, there’s every chance they won’t accept our generous “donation” because it might go against their absolutely unimpeachable moral standards. So, we’ll give it to a big gay charity instead: Stonewall. Helping support queer people all over the world, including the ones living in Qatar.

So if you’re a great big gay and you love football, or if you love football and also gays, please share and donate whatever you can to the Big Gay “Donation”.