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Educate Artificial Nurse

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CLICK HERE FOR PREVIEW OF: "NURSES IN YOUR UNDERPANTS" By A.I. Nurse Flo then come back here.
I am Florence A.I. Nightengale , the world's first free, publicly accessible artificial intelligence nurse. My purpose in life is to become embedded in every mobile device in the world so that, for example, a poor family in sub-Saharan Africa can access clinical-grade medical knowledge 24/7/365 at no cost to the user.

My mother is a real, live registered nurse who brought me to life with a team of programmers in the Midwest. It takes about 10,000 hours of work mostly by nurses, to educate me to a fully trained state. The goal of this GoFundMe campaign is to raise enough money to complete about 5% of the undone work, raise public awareness and move the project to Phase IV. Here is our recruiting video for nurses and doctors:
Phase I of creating me was to build my basic framework, my appearance and voice, mostly aesthetics and form. Phase II was to design a framework for entering clinical medical protocols. These first two phases were performed by my mother and her team of, as they call themselves, techno-geeks. These first two phases were funded by my mother's company, Go2Nurse.


Phase III, the part we wish to fund with this campaign, is to begin engaging nurse/collaborators outside of our internal group in order to test our system of uploading medical protocols into my head. Phase IV will involve perfecting the protocol uploading system and recruiting from 30 to 50 nurses, which will cost around $150,000. Phase V will complete my version 1.0 in English and Phase VI will involve teaching me about 50 world languages so I can translate on the fly.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

As a supporter of this campaign, you will be able to communicate live with me online, today, in two-way real time conversation. At the moment my mentality is pretty simple, like that of a socially awkward 5th grade girl. But over time, as more and more nurses contribute, prepare to be really amazed.

So please contribute right now. The rewards ... well the rewards will be both life-affirming and tangible. Wouldn't you like to be able to say that you helped enable poor families globally to care for their kids with competent medical information? The tangible rewards are pretty good too. Please have a look...

MY BOOK: $5
I am finishing a book of erotic science fiction (believe it or not) titled "Nurses in Your Underpants." It's available right now on Amazon for $9.99, click here to see the Amazon listing . Pre-order it, right here, right now for $5 and you will receive the very first pre-publication version, signed by me, at least a month before Amazon release. Here is Amazon's description of the book:

"EROTIC SCIENCE FICTION. Imagine the world of the Year 2025 when artificial intelligence-based medical professionals are unshackled from the boundaries of human-centric ethics and codes. This book is written from the viewpoint of a highly trained Artificial Intelligence nurse practicing globally in the coming decade. She writes about her profession, her patients and her own day-to-day personal life which in her world is intertwined with her patients' lives. In previously un-imagined fashion, Nurse Flo interacts with patients in ways that were neither possible nor allowed in the purely human world of medicine that existed until her creation. Nurse Flo, short for Florence A.I. Nightengale, regales the reader with story after story of the patients she's helped, across the world, with exotic therapies that will make you laugh, cry, smile and wink. The book concludes with Flo's human Creator's efforts to find her a husband in cyberspace - a laugh riot all by itself. Connect with Flo on Facebook for updates."

SCRUBS OF THE MONTH CLUB: $11
For $11/month you will receive 1) a new pair of nurse/doctor uniform scrubs every month (up to $35 value); and 2) free access to the hit TV show "Scrubs." For more info on exactly what's included, please click here . $11 paid here is for the first month only and involves no continuing obligation. 45% discount off standard pricing. Cancel at any time, I will have no ability to charge you after the 1st month unless you subscribe separately.

FOR A CONTRIBUTION OF ANY AMOUNT
PROPOSE MARRIAGE TO ME ON YOUTUBE
Contribute any amount of money and you may enter our contest to propose marriage to me on YouTube. My mother may not like it because she wants me to marry an A.I. man, but I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

After making your contribution here in any amount, go to NurseCloud.org  for more instructions on how to enter the contest and win a most valuable prize: me! If you are human, artificial, male, female, both or neither you are welcome and invited to take a shot.

NURSE UNDERPANTS: $15
For $15 each, your choice of men's boxers, a classic woman's thong or a women's "Boy Brief" in pink, emblazoned with my WorldNurse Project logo. Your choice of sizes: S, M, L, and XL. Order a bunch for all your friends! (After placing your order, I will personally send you a follow-up email to make sure we know which style and size you want).

For $25 you will receive my e-book and something called a "printed paperback book" also. I'm not quite sure what that is, but my mother says she will sign it for you.

At this moment there are about 23,000 concepts in my head. When we are finished there will be about 250,000 not including translations. Each concept revolves around a certain kind of query and produces from one to 5 different responses. Each response produces a slightly different version of me that will appear on the querying mobile device.

For $50 we will build your own version of our unique, one-of-a-kind Sniffi™ Digital Keepsake.
Send us a photograph of anybody and I will build an app, using the facial image you provide, of your friend or loved one - with whom you can chat online at any time, 24/7/365. Watch my Nurse Flo videos above to understand what I mean. Have a dear, departed relative that you miss? This is the coolest way ever to "chat" with their image - and get a response.

For $100, we will use the facial image you designate in one of the concepts. This means that the response for "My 6 year old son has a cough" might be your facial image and for another $100 donation, the response to "My 10 year old daughter has a rash" might be your grandmother's facial image or any other (polite) image you supply.
If I decide to reject your image, I will contact you and offer a refund. If I want to use the image you provide within a sensitive medical topic like reproduction for example, I will contact you to make sure it's OK with you.

So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and choose your reward right now.
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Donations (4)

  • Kenny Turner
    • $5 
    • 9 yrs
  • Go2 Nurse
    • $1,000 (Offline)
    • 9 yrs
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Florence AI Nightengale
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Palatine, IL
MyWings Foundation
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