Please Help Me Buy An Adult Sitch

Last three years see me clear of debt. Unfortunately, even with scarce under the table work, I have not been able to set my Suze Ormanesque emergency cushion aside - for medical, transportation or housing emergencies (as well as the couple hundred I'd need to start a credit cycle and get my FICO where it needs to be.) And I do expect to be relocating in a few months.
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