The New Republican Bible

Hello everyone. I'm Jesus, the Son of God.

Support my loyal friend Ed as he sets the historical record straight by re-writing the Gospels and other key books of the New Testament through the lens of modern Republican Christianity ("Christianity"). Basically, he's going to take the situations in which I found myself throughout the Bible and show you how they would look if, say, Scott Walker or Lindsey Graham were in my shoes.  I don't want to give too much away but let's just say there aren't going to be any handouts in this version.  And you can bet your ass I'm not healing anyone with a pre-existing condition.

The main purpose here is to allow pre-orders of the NRB, which should be for sale in paper and eBook form by the Glorious Season of My Birth in 2015.