Help Sammy J pay rent for living in Kyle Sandilands' head

*** UPDATE: Have increased target due to overwhelming generosity and insatiable demands of landlord. ***

Hi everyone,

When I retired from Breakfast Radio in 2024, I was rating better than Kyle Sandilands. Sadly for both of us this means he will never beat me and I will forever live in his head as his eternal, uncatchable tormentor. Since I had no say in this, I naively assumed it would be a rent-free arrangement - however I have now been asked to provide payment for my accommodation.

I don't earn 15 million dollars a year like Kyle, so I will need some help to raise these funds. But so that you can claim it back on tax, I'm having the money sent straight to Big Brothers Big Sisters, who provide life-changing mentoring and support for young people in need of positive role models.

I have been involved with BBBS for twenty years now and have seen the incredible work they do firsthand.

My hope is that some of these kids might grow up and one day buy a packet of chippies because they heard it advertised on the same radio station that employs Kyle, and that radio station will then use some of the money that the chippie-maker paid them to fund part of his $200 million salary over the next decade, thereby paying him rent for my tenancy.

But to be honest, I can't guarantee this. There is a very good chance that the funds will indeed stay with Big Brothers Big Sisters and help fund their programs, creating new pathways and opportunities for kids who need them, and helping establish respectful and inspiring relationships for years to come.

This is just the risk we'll have to take.

Thank you in advance,

Sammy J

c/o Kyle's head