I'm poor and need a ski pass

I'm a poor ski bum stuck in Jackson Hole without a pass and it's pretty much torture. The pass itself is $1800 (WTF)...

I'm usually not one to ever ask for help per my Persian coding but I used almost all my savings just to move to Jackson to pursue a dream job of mine and that has left me with inability to purchase my own pass. Vail resorts (you suck Vail) has refused to refund the pass I purchased with insurance before I knew I was moving here, so I'm in a pretty big hole at the moment.

My birthday is coming up on February 12th and this is the only gift I ask of you. If you have any love in your heart for me you will help end this pain in anyway.

You may be asking yourself "but Shervin what do I get for funding this selfish aspiration of yours?" Good question! You'll get annoying snapchats of me skiing the beautiful tetons, some gopro footy of me gracefully falling off cliffs into sweet pow pow, and my eternal gratitude! Open to any other requests upon request.

Love you all, 

Shervin Aghili