An Inconvenient Douche
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ABOUT THIS CAMPAIGN
This project is for final funding of a very real political book written by Peter Douche. The book is satirical, but this is a very real project.
The author, Peter Douche, is a distinguished and well-known political strategist of color. His life's work consists of defending Hillary Clinton from logic and facts, and promoting the neoliberal agenda of the Democratic Party. This book not only looks back at the tragedies of 2016, but more importantly provides a road-map for Democrats to continue losing for decades to come.
To those who don't know his backstory, Peter Douche (originally @AngryBerner, now @SilERabbit) gained notoriety after being permanently suspended from Twitter and sentenced to life in Twitmo for speaking too much truth to power. To avoid his sentence, he has been sequestered in an Ecuadorian Cafe inside of Embassy Suites. In response to the outrageous ban, the online campaign #FreePeterDouche trended on Twitter. The story of his censorship has been highlighted by The Jimmy Dore Show, Julian Assange, Progressive Army, Move Left Idiots, Actify Chat, and numerous progressive outlets.
When Peter was unjustly censored, he pledged to use the attention his situation received to expand his voice. This project is the result. This book is not about Peter Douche's personal story, rather it's his assessment of our current political landscape, seen through the eyes of a three time losing political strategist of color. Peter Douche's book "An Inconvenient Douche" is nearly complete and has officially entered the editing phase. This book is being self-published and will be released within weeks.
Funding will provide for needed ISBN's, pay for the commissioned graphic art and pay for book promotion. The book ultimately will be published on Amazon, but for those not interested in giving them money, donation rewards here will include the book printed from a more conscientious business.
**By selecting a reward level, you consent to sharing your information (including email address and mailing address) with Pat Cote.**
Funding this book at the $20 level provides a reward that includes a signed copy of the book produced by a NON-Amazon outlet, in order to encourage people to avoid using Amazon whenever possible. Thank you!
Funding this book at the $50 level will get you two signed copies of the book printed from a NON-Amazon outlet. On top of that you'll get a cool mug with the graphics from the book cover. Give the second copy as a gift and enjoy your coffee as you rage tweet against establishment Democrats knowing you're making a difference. 
Funding this book at $100 level makes you my ultimate hero. You'll get two signed copies of the book printed from a NON-Amazon outlet, the cool mug with the book's graphics AND you get to write whatever you want in a donor section of the book (within reason). Want to leave a message telling the DNC that your donation went to this book instead of awful centrists? Go nuts. Want to include a message to your cool friend who you gifted the book to? Perfect.
$100 level instructions: Please leave 2 sentences of your choice in the comments when ordering. No hatespeech or things that will get me sued please. If there's an issue, I'll communicate it before printing. Anyone funding at this level is likely doing it out of more than just their desire to read the book, but also to thank and/or support me and you legitimately are my personal hero. I am truly humbled and will do whatever I can to accomodate you.
Apologies, but it's simply too expensive for me to ship outside of the US.
NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
An Inconvenient Douche is 100+ pages of long form satire highlighting what's wrong with the Democratic Party, as well as the path forward for progressives in the future. The success of this book will not only help inform the electorate about the dangers of neoliberalism, but will allow Peter to dedicate half of his time to political endeavors.
His next goal is to launch a free platform over the summer called "DoucheLeaks." The site will be dedicated to providing fresh content specifically designed to be spread across many social media platforms. DoucheLeaks will include an expanded array of satire and parody (think the Onion, but entirely political). As social media continues to censor dissenting views, this will provide a censor-proof and platform-proof form of media, ensuring Peter Douche cannot be silenced.
Peter Douche thanks you from the bottom of his heart for any support for the book you can provide. You aren't just supporting this singular book, you're fighting censorship and helping to provide a steady stream of anti-establishment projects in the future.
The book's author, Peter Douche, is a semi-starving graduate student who can be found on Twitter as @SilERabbit.
This project is for final funding of a very real political book written by Peter Douche. The book is satirical, but this is a very real project.
The author, Peter Douche, is a distinguished and well-known political strategist of color. His life's work consists of defending Hillary Clinton from logic and facts, and promoting the neoliberal agenda of the Democratic Party. This book not only looks back at the tragedies of 2016, but more importantly provides a road-map for Democrats to continue losing for decades to come.
To those who don't know his backstory, Peter Douche (originally @AngryBerner, now @SilERabbit) gained notoriety after being permanently suspended from Twitter and sentenced to life in Twitmo for speaking too much truth to power. To avoid his sentence, he has been sequestered in an Ecuadorian Cafe inside of Embassy Suites. In response to the outrageous ban, the online campaign #FreePeterDouche trended on Twitter. The story of his censorship has been highlighted by The Jimmy Dore Show, Julian Assange, Progressive Army, Move Left Idiots, Actify Chat, and numerous progressive outlets.
When Peter was unjustly censored, he pledged to use the attention his situation received to expand his voice. This project is the result. This book is not about Peter Douche's personal story, rather it's his assessment of our current political landscape, seen through the eyes of a three time losing political strategist of color. Peter Douche's book "An Inconvenient Douche" is nearly complete and has officially entered the editing phase. This book is being self-published and will be released within weeks.
Funding will provide for needed ISBN's, pay for the commissioned graphic art and pay for book promotion. The book ultimately will be published on Amazon, but for those not interested in giving them money, donation rewards here will include the book printed from a more conscientious business.
**By selecting a reward level, you consent to sharing your information (including email address and mailing address) with Pat Cote.**
Funding this book at the $20 level provides a reward that includes a signed copy of the book produced by a NON-Amazon outlet, in order to encourage people to avoid using Amazon whenever possible. Thank you!
Funding this book at the $50 level will get you two signed copies of the book printed from a NON-Amazon outlet. On top of that you'll get a cool mug with the graphics from the book cover. Give the second copy as a gift and enjoy your coffee as you rage tweet against establishment Democrats knowing you're making a difference. 
Funding this book at $100 level makes you my ultimate hero. You'll get two signed copies of the book printed from a NON-Amazon outlet, the cool mug with the book's graphics AND you get to write whatever you want in a donor section of the book (within reason). Want to leave a message telling the DNC that your donation went to this book instead of awful centrists? Go nuts. Want to include a message to your cool friend who you gifted the book to? Perfect.
$100 level instructions: Please leave 2 sentences of your choice in the comments when ordering. No hatespeech or things that will get me sued please. If there's an issue, I'll communicate it before printing. Anyone funding at this level is likely doing it out of more than just their desire to read the book, but also to thank and/or support me and you legitimately are my personal hero. I am truly humbled and will do whatever I can to accomodate you.
Apologies, but it's simply too expensive for me to ship outside of the US.
NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
An Inconvenient Douche is 100+ pages of long form satire highlighting what's wrong with the Democratic Party, as well as the path forward for progressives in the future. The success of this book will not only help inform the electorate about the dangers of neoliberalism, but will allow Peter to dedicate half of his time to political endeavors.
His next goal is to launch a free platform over the summer called "DoucheLeaks." The site will be dedicated to providing fresh content specifically designed to be spread across many social media platforms. DoucheLeaks will include an expanded array of satire and parody (think the Onion, but entirely political). As social media continues to censor dissenting views, this will provide a censor-proof and platform-proof form of media, ensuring Peter Douche cannot be silenced.
Peter Douche thanks you from the bottom of his heart for any support for the book you can provide. You aren't just supporting this singular book, you're fighting censorship and helping to provide a steady stream of anti-establishment projects in the future.
The book's author, Peter Douche, is a semi-starving graduate student who can be found on Twitter as @SilERabbit.
Organizer
Pat Cote
Organizer
West Sacramento, CA