kitty litter disposal campaign

The Caterwaul Cafe, is our pride and joy, a small family-operated charity, we do work with feline subjects to help us better understand issues that effect military families, law enforcement personnel, and veterans on both sides of the border, and large swathes of the British Commonwealth.

This is just some of the work we do here. We also do highly valued work with foreign and developing nations across the globe.


We are proud to announce that our dear friend, Lord Nathaniel Rothschild, of the prestigious Jewish banking dynasty, now bears the title of President, and serves in a full-time advisory capacity on our board on a voluntary basis, to help direct our everyday efforts, and our little company into revenue-positive territory. 

Our Lordship, with a lifetime of experience behind him in the business world, is also helping us skillfully circumnavigate some of the privacy infringement issues we've been dealing with from corporate competitors of all stripes since we began our endeavour some time ago. He has seated himself as President of the Glass Mountain Corporation, which is parent company to the Caterwaul Cafe. He will be managing our books, and doing the accounting for our company.

Lord Rothschild has advised us to reach out and request the public's help in reaching our financial goals now, as he feels it is time to move forward in facilitating some of the challenges we face as we struggle to keep this venture operational with only our own private funds.


Just one example of the results we've gotten in our work, is that police, who observe our daily efforts through radio transmissions, have thanked us countless times for helping them to reduce crime rates in our inner cities, in training them how to perceive and handle signs of mental illness, racial intolerance and stress more proactively in the population.



We cannot tell you how much joy it brings us to know we are appreciated! We wish to continue our valuable work in the field of behaviour science, and we need your help!

Our methods have an added focus on the human treatment of animals in our care. We try to integrate the population of feline subjects we work with closely into our daily lives because we believe that tenderness, lots of gentle touch, love and affection can increase one's ability to heal and thrive!

We are now facing a kitty litter disposal crisis. The city of Niagara has been blocking us from dropping our used litter off at the local dump with no legal basis. It is causing us stress as we wish to keep everything running as efficiently as possible. We hope Prime Minister Trudeau, and Ontario's Provincial Minister, Kathleen Wynne,  will enable our progress from now on, with full knowledge of the added incentives we bring to the table with employment opportunities in the very near future!

We need help gathering enough funds to hire a private garbage disposal company on a weekly basis to get through this. We are going through 2 large, very heavy sacks of clumping clay litter a day, several jumbo sacks of dry food a week, and this is also costing our family a small fortune.  Ideally, we wish to bring in a modest salary for our work, in addition to operating costs.


This is full time work for 4 people, we are on call 24/7 with the newborns, or if a cat requires special care, and frequently work 20-hour shifts. We have paid for our costs out of pocket for a couple of years now, and we could use some elbow room to help offset maintenance expenses.

Many thanks to my ex-husband's stepfather, Gregory Hilton, for providing us with this house, however with unsubstantiated claims that we are bankrupting him due to these overhead expenses, we are presently in jeopardy of losing our home.

Hilton is hauling us through tenancy court to try and evict us, has committed perjury in court, and police claim he is bribing officials behind the scene to affect the outcomes of our judicial process. He has a bad track record with animal rights, and we sincerely hope he sees reason, and engages in a more proactive stance now that His Lordship has taken the helm.

Please help us cover these costs so we can continue to do the work that provides our service employees with innovative solutions to problems that have long been troubling our brave men and women who put their lives on the line each day to ensure all of us are safe and secure in our respective neighbourhoods.


Our eventual goal is to purchase some land, and a barn to house our cats in- ideally this spring, before growing season sets in. We also need a new driver, as my ex-partner will be moving out and he has been providing this service. He can no longer manage the extra work, as he works night shift as a security guard and has no time to help now.


At present, we live in a small house with a small back yard, and square footage is an ongoing problem. We have an organic garden in the property, where our remedies are grown all summer, and harvested in the autumn.

We are consumed by our work and have no leisure time, no part of the house is reserved for us to enjoy company or leisure- there is nowhere to eat, or sleep to get away from our work, and it's wearing us down.


We love our cats very much, and the work is gratifying, however we could use help from our fan base to grow our business into something sustainable in the long term.

There is so much more work yet to do, and growing season is rapidly approaching. We wish to move our facility to a ranch with ample means to significantly expand our yield capacity, bring in larger species for trials, and extend commercial space to the public.


We work to develop remedies that we intend to manufacture and distribute with our commercial arm in the near future, under our own unique family brand- with a focus on bringing people together, with the understanding that a strong, central work ethic can make things better for people. We want to get our products to you very soon so your family can enjoy the same benefits as ours.


Please help us meet this short-term goal as quickly as possible so we can show the banks we mean business, and prove to them our work is appreciated, and supported by those who can benefit from our research, and the high quality products we develop here in a wide variety of areas, including children's publishing and design.


Next round, maybe we will be able to produce some useful fundraising merchandise, developed through our design arm, Fay Folk Studios, that people can enjoy as we help spread the word about the wonderful and visionary work we do here at the Caterwaul Cafe.


Sending much love, thanks and appreciation, from our family to yours.

Regards,

Lord Nathaniel Rothschild, President.

with

Christina Claire Marie Lane, Founder.
Glass Mountain LLC., Fay Folk Studios, Caterwaul Cafe, 

and Fay & Daemon Lane, executive assistants.