Hail to the Creep: Trump a Predator
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NBC: we call on you to merge “The Apprentice” and Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a Predator", considering the versatile and well-documented qualifications of the star of “The Apprentice” as applicable to both shows. We are raising funds* to help cover production* of this potential television fusion masterpiece* [working title: “Hail to the Creep: To Trump a Predator”] showcasing not just one man’s ability to inherit millions of dollars in his 20s and shout at people but also his unique charm, rivaling that of an archetypal lowlife reeking of stale cheetos and tic-tacs who rubs against younger women on the bus (or who barges in to their dressing rooms unannounced to conduct ‘inspections’). This show will obviously be fantastic, terrific, and tremendous - believe us. #ToTrumpAPredator
*IMPORTANT: all money raised actually goes directly to RAINN (Rape, Abuse, & Incest National Network), the nation’s leading secular non-profit combating sexual violence and ensuring that perpetrators are brought to justice…thereby also helping us evolve towards a society where predatory behavior (as demonstrated by Mr. Trump throughout the decades) is not simply brushed off as ‘locker room talk.' Precisely zero dollars will benefit Trump, any of his business interests (though they could use the help these days), or anything remotely in line with his views or conduct. Nor do we expect any TV network to action on this proposal.
This is a production of Donald Trump’s Metaphorical Swear Jar, responsible for “Help Trump Get a Purple Heart", which raised over $60,000 in August for non-profits working with refugees of conflict zones. We use satire and constructive mischief to "speak truth to power" and turn negativity into something positive.
[Also, we apologize retroactively for making you have to see/think about this man’s name, his face and/or body, or remind you of his existence.]
*IMPORTANT: all money raised actually goes directly to RAINN (Rape, Abuse, & Incest National Network), the nation’s leading secular non-profit combating sexual violence and ensuring that perpetrators are brought to justice…thereby also helping us evolve towards a society where predatory behavior (as demonstrated by Mr. Trump throughout the decades) is not simply brushed off as ‘locker room talk.' Precisely zero dollars will benefit Trump, any of his business interests (though they could use the help these days), or anything remotely in line with his views or conduct. Nor do we expect any TV network to action on this proposal.
This is a production of Donald Trump’s Metaphorical Swear Jar, responsible for “Help Trump Get a Purple Heart", which raised over $60,000 in August for non-profits working with refugees of conflict zones. We use satire and constructive mischief to "speak truth to power" and turn negativity into something positive.
[Also, we apologize retroactively for making you have to see/think about this man’s name, his face and/or body, or remind you of his existence.]
Organizer
Cameron Kerr
Organizer
Alexandria, VA
Rape Abuse and Incest National Network Inc
Beneficiary