**Sunny Side Down's GoFundMe: Help Us Pay Off the Nitrous Mafia!**
Hey folks, it's your favorite band, Sunny Side Down…
We’re reaching out today with a heavy heart, and a light bank account. As you know, being rock stars isn’t always easy goin. There’s the constant struggle to stay on top, the daily grind of making bad decisions, and of course, the Nitrous Mafia. Yeah… about that. We thought we had things under control, but they don’t take “exposure” as payment anymore.
We’ve been breathing a little too much of the helium and now, the Nitrous Mafia is *not* amused. They’ve given us a week to pay off the debt or, in their words, "take a permanent detour to the moon." So, we’re coming to you, our loyal fans, asking for your help to get us out of this mess and back on the stage where we belong, providing sweet jams and NOT inhaling anything but pure, sweet oxygen.
We’re aiming to raise **$15,000**. That’ll cover the debt, and our asses. Any contribution helps, whether it’s $5, $10. Plus, you’ll get our eternal gratitude, and a shout-out at our next show (probably under a heavy police escort).
So please, don’t let us end up in space. Help us pay off the Nitrous Mafia and we promise to keep jammin—without the illegal gases. Thanks for tuning in!