Mutti Booty Tat

**I will get the tattoo regardless of funding levels, I promised no bamboozle and I believe in contracts**This GoFundMe is designed to alleviate the costs of a high quality tattoo of the leader of the free world. Some users have advised me that tattoos are quite expensive, I don't want to disgrace Mutti with a bad tattoo.I've also had some requests for additional tattoos as we've doubled the original upvote goal. To those users: No, that wasn't in the contract. However, I will add some funding goals here but the marginal price curve for tattoos on my ass is a very steep.Goal 1: $500. I'll try to figure out how to livestream and you can listen to me cry. This is the schadenfreude goal.Goal 2: $500,000. Full butt piece, neoliberal memes throughout. Will include at least: Bernke, illuminati eye, taco trucks at the corners. I'll start a post and take the top 10 memes in the comments.Goal 3: $1,000,000. Same as goal two, but with highly explicit (in good taste) portion devoted to Trudeau and Macron. Caveat: if this meme is in the top ten from the above goal it will be thrown out and the eleventh will be used.