Help Me Get Out Of Laurel!

OK, you've all heard the stories about how horrible and boring Laurel Maryland is. Not only is it the neighborhood, it's also the neighbors! The downstairs neighbors barely let us walk around above them and the other neighbor wants me to drive her around and watch her kids because her car was repossessed!!??...We gotta get out of here. Our lease isn't over until August so in order to break the lease, it is going to cost around $3,000. Maybe you want to help me out or maybe you're just tired of hearing me bitch on the Von Haessler Doctrine (every weekday from 9 to 11 on WSB radio (depend on it)). Either way, your donation will help me and my family live a happier life somewhere else and not around a bunch of jerks.