I Want To Buy Alvin And The Chipmunks

Hi, My name is Nightwing7974, that fuckwit you probably see plastered all over your Tik Tok for you page…well, I saw that the rights for “Alvin and The Chipmunks” have recently went on sale for a whopping $300 million…my goal, is to purchase the franchise, turn Theodore into a raging alcoholic who abuses his family in a white tank top, Alvin into a paranoid schizophrenic who shouts at walls and talks to himself, and Simon into a billionaire who can single handedly can wipe out the entire lower class with just a single toaster pastry…why do I want this? Because I’m a bored as fuck idiot with too much spare time on his hands…

*HUGE DISCLAIMER*

I had uploaded that Tik Tok primarily as a joke…I didn’t expect people to ACTUALLY want to donate nor did I want them to because your money is more important than anything that comes out of my idiotic mouth…so I decided I wanted to take this and do some good. Obviously I’m not gonna get 300 million fucking dollars, so I’m opening this go fund me up for other reasons…

(the following is real and not part of my “Tik Tok” character/gimmick I put on in my videos…)

My mom has cared for me and raised me all by herself for the 18 years I’ve been on this planet…she works day in and day out around the house battling severe OCD, anxiety, and depression but still makes sure me and my 88 year old grandfather has something to eat each day…many people look at me as an egotistical asshole who only cares about himself, but that is only a front I put on for YOUR entertainment…I’m just a normal everyday kid who is now trying to do some good by using the money made from this go fund me on Christmas presents for my mom…me being considered a “young adult” now, I never have actually been able to buy my mom a Christmas gift. So, any profits made from this fundraiser, will be going straight into a Christmas gift for my mother who works so hard and cares about me each and every single day…do not donate if you can’t afford to, this was originally meant to just be a joke but now I can hopefully turn this “joke” into something good that can bring some light into my mother’s life after all these years…all donations are appreciated, but not necessary…make sure to have a great day today, and don’t forget to smile