A Toast to Grace Ramsdell!

Hi, I am Corncob Guy. I am friend of Ramsdell family long time. I went to school with Rob Ramsdell. Rob Ramsdell love TOAST all his life. Rob Ramsdell love TOAST so much that in college we call Rob Ramsdell "TOAST." Rob Ramsdell take pride in his TOAST. Rob Ramsdell know how to TOAST every kind of bread. On May 6, 1988, Rob Ramsdell have road-to-Damascus moment when image of WJAR meteorologist Gary Ley (Providence, RI) appear on his morning TOAST; after, Rob Ramsdell never disrespect bread with inferior TOASTer again; Rob Ramsdell preach gospel of TOAST on street corners; Rob Ramsdell instill moral sense of TOAST in his family and community.

But now Ramsdell toast values threatened! Grace Ramsdell out of college and in new apartment of her own...WITHOUT TOASTER. Grace Ramsdell spend last month trying to make TOAST on FRYING PAN. TOAST no good!

GRACE RAMSDELL NEED AND DESERVE BEST TOASTER ON MARKET NOW!

MUST LOVE GRACE RAMSDELL!

MUST LOVE TOAST!