Aaron broke his hip!

Everyone’s favorite neighborhood bozo needs our help. Last week Aaron was assaulted at the bar and fell which resulted in him breaking his hip. Thankfully he will not be needing surgery but a broken hip takes time to heal and he will be out of work for the long haul considering he can barely walk right now. While you have most likely been annoyed by Aaron at some point while simply trying to enjoy a drink at your local bar, he is still a friend to all and always there to lend a helping hand or ear to anyone in need. The money raised here will go towards helping Aaron get back on his feet (quite literally) and help him pay for rent and food. He’s going to need a lot of support and the smallest amount can go a long way. Please consider donating so he can come back and annoy us all as quickly as possible!