ANTEK'S QUEST (HEMA 4 SHADIVERSITY)

We, the HEMA Community, have made a lot of mistakes. Worst of them all, recently we got into a nasty disagreement with SHADIVERSITY, aka SHAD THE CHAD, popular Australian youtuber, history expert, exquisite gentleman and above all PHENOMENAL SWORD MASTER with more than 20 years of swordmanship experience.

To atone for our sins, we selected our best ambassador: Antoni "Antek" Olbrychski, accomplished Polish HEMA fencer, actor and fencing instructor, with a few tournament victories here and there to boot.

Via this crowdfunding, the HEMA community will provide Antek with the means to travel to Australia and meet Shad.

Antek will bring traditional polish gifts of vodka, pierogi dumplings and Pope John Paul II action figures. In accord with ancient Polish customs, Antek will kiss Shad to seal a much awaited peace deal (he's such an handsome chap!! Lucky Antek!!).

Antek will entertain an educated discussion with Shad on the subjects of fencing, swords, history, HEMA and sh*t like that. He will learn the secrets of Shad's mastery of the ART, to then bring them back and share with the rest of the community.

Finally, at the very end, if there's still time and Shad feels so inclined, there will be some SWORD FIGHTING, possibly with steel swords, of course house rules. We hope that Shad, being the gentleman and Master he is known to be, will give Antek 4 or 5 points of advantage, to compensate for the evident unbalance in sword prowess. Or maybe he will just fence blind-folded.

GO ANTEK!! THE COMMUNITY IS WITH YOU!! GO TO ASUTRALIA, FIND SHAD THE CHAD, LEARN SWORD MASTERY FROM HIM, AND THEN FENCE HIM AS GOOD AS YOU CAN!!

VERY IMPORTANT: IN THE UNCONCEIVABLE AND TOTALLY UNLIKELY CASE WE DON'T REACH THE CROWFUNDING GOALS, THE ENTIRE SUM (ALL 20 EUR) WILL BE GIVEN TO EMERGE, AUSTRALIAN CHARITY HELPING WOMEN AND CHILDREN ESCAPE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.