Assist Curt Thomas in Starting Anew

Ladies and gentlemen,

My name is Curt Thomas and in the last three months, I have had an incredible spate of misfortune and I need a little assistance to help me get back on my feet. As I mentioned, my luck in the past three months has been abysmal at best. My car was stolen in early May (returned safely but, at a cost), I lost my job two weeks later and, as if to add insult to injury, my identity was stolen and I got cleaned out.

Finding work has been problematic. I keep getting told that I’m “overqualified”. I have a feeling that it is code for ‘you’re too old’. I’m driving Uber right now but, the income is a bit inadequate and I’m losing ground. I feel I need to relocate. This is my last resort. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

Curt Thomas