A Tip Into My Hat . . .

Bismilla-hirrohma-nirroheem... and Assalamualaikum.

Hi, Ana punya nama ialahh Damang Seridewa. But family just call me Dam. (Yes, like "damn".)

Yes, I know,, there must be typos,, and grammar problems, I know. But the bigger problem was when you kept looking and looking to find your own mistakes, the more you become synonym with your cloudy brain so you overlooked and overlooked with your same stupid eyes so now you become even more synonym.. if you know what I mean. Sorry, English is not my first language.. And sorry also for no page numbers… (I tried but it never worked it will still not show!) You see, this is why to be a professional, you need an editor..., even an agent or two for that matter. But I ain't got no money for any of that, let alone social media team!

And now GoFundMe says write something specific.., something compelling. Well I’m compelled to live..., forever. And maybe to get some help from a real editor like a real American guy or something. If not paying rent is nice too.. by the way GoFundMe also says explain how the funds will be used. Well to that; I'll say, "fabulously!". Such as a nice sandwich today, a great Chinese for tomorrow, and I will use them very carefully, in case I became poorer than now. And being able to afford balanced grocery with real salmon and real almonds or organic seeds for example on top of all that would be like so luxury. That's how and thank you.

But other than that my life is as fabulous as the sun shine..!

There; freagin’ compelling! Hehh!! ; )

If you were offended or something by the stories then I am so sorry. I didn’t mean it that way. But if you got a kick out of it then would you throw a couple dollar into my hat..!

*Final Disclaimer:

I do not participate on any Social Media Platforms including YouTube, Tok Tik or WhatsApp.

Any.

These stories are also not placed or marketed for profits on any reading or e-book apps such as KINDEL etc.

Any attempt to misuse my name and identity will be deemed fraud and legal action will be taken against the perpetrators (with condition I raised enough money here for lawyers.)

But you’re very welcomed to write to me directly to damangseridewa at badmuslims dot you know what. But I have to warn you it may take a while until I’m able to reply back. I meditate a lot so I am so chilled with my movements and I am known to be a very tardy person… unless you're like Steven Spielberg or Tom Hanks or Oprah or something... then yeah, right away sir/ma'am.

Thank you again, and I will see you next at the full

"A Girl With Flower" novel…

Peace! And thank you for the tip!

: )

-Dam