Buy Jim Jordan a fucking jacket
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No matter what you think of Trump-and sexual-assault-enabling Representative Jim Jordan, there's one thing every American can agree on: He needs to put on a fucking jacket.
There's no reason for him to dress like his primary congressional duty is to be ready at any moment to dive off a pier to rescue a drowning child, especially because we know he turns a blind eye to children in danger.
So please donate to this GoFundMe to buy Jim Jordan a "Signature Collection Traditional Fit Suit Separates Jacket" from Jos. A Bank. If this meets the minimum goal, I will mail the jacket to his congressional office. I'm going with a size 40 regular because he's got that ignoring-what-happens-to-wrestlers build.
Here's a link to the fucking jacket .
Any money raised over $76 will be donated to RAINN , a non-profit anti-sexual-abuse organization.
P.S. Please ignore the giant melting vagina-scented candle standing next to Jim Jordan. His sartorial needs are beyond the help of GoFundMe, Jos. A Bank, and God Himself.
There's no reason for him to dress like his primary congressional duty is to be ready at any moment to dive off a pier to rescue a drowning child, especially because we know he turns a blind eye to children in danger.
So please donate to this GoFundMe to buy Jim Jordan a "Signature Collection Traditional Fit Suit Separates Jacket" from Jos. A Bank. If this meets the minimum goal, I will mail the jacket to his congressional office. I'm going with a size 40 regular because he's got that ignoring-what-happens-to-wrestlers build.
Here's a link to the fucking jacket .
Any money raised over $76 will be donated to RAINN , a non-profit anti-sexual-abuse organization.
P.S. Please ignore the giant melting vagina-scented candle standing next to Jim Jordan. His sartorial needs are beyond the help of GoFundMe, Jos. A Bank, and God Himself.
Organizer
Frank Lesser
Organizer
New York, NY