Bible Geek Teeth Fix!

A couple of weeks ago I fell down the steps and smashed my front teeth on the pavement. The dentist tells me I will need two root canals and a bridge of four fake front teeth. It will cost about $5000, which I do not have. Medicare does not apply. My speaking voice is affected, and I have not done a podcast since the accident. Thus I request your aid. Help the Bible Geek get back to the microphone! Thankth.