Get Californians out of Oregon

My name is Dan and I live in West linn Oregon. I relocated to Oregon from San Diego back in 2014 so that we could raise our daughter somewhere other than Southern California. 1 1/2 years later we're ready to go. I am raising money to get few Californians out of Oregon. Oregon is beautiful state. However it's clearly apparent that Oregonians are not to keen on Californians. Donate now and you can eliminate two cars, two less people in line at the screen door and one nice home in the rental market. Donate now and help make Oregon green again. This is Oregons chance to join as one and move a couple Californians back where they belong.