Hamburger the Cat Can Make Millions with AI? Let’s Find Out.
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Meet Hamburger: A Freeloading Cat (Who Needs AI to Pay his Rent).
For 37 cat years (5, in human years), Hamburger has lived a life of luxury.
He sleeps all day, parties all night, and refuses to contribute financially.
(Help Hamburger Prove AI Side Hustles Work! - If you believe in feline financial freedom, consider donating. Even $5 helps this unemployed cat achieve his dream of passive income and family support).
Despite this, his parents continue to fund his:
- Food & snacks
- Medical expenses & vet bills
- Rent & utilities
- Fashionable wardrobe
But now, times are tough, and Ham needs to start pulling his weight...
He is a sweet boy, and is always down for a cuddle.
But he has simply refused to get a job, so far.
Now, he says, he's "Gonna use ChatGPT to make a million dollars" and support his family. But there's just one problem… He’s a cat.
The family agreement: If Hamburger Can Raise $9,800? They'll teach him to learn AI tools and become a tech millionaire.
Ham has finally agreed to "get a job"—and start pitching in.
If he can raise $9,800 to pay rent, food, and utilities for his household for three months, he will learn ChatGPT and pursue his dream of AI wealth, to help support his family and get all the treats.
He insists: "This is totally gonna work. Bet."
But first, he needs your help.
Budget Breakdown (What Funds Will Cover):
- $9,800 → Covers three months of his family's expenses, so they can can teach Hamburger how to use AI, full time.
STRETCH GOALS :
If Hamburger overachieves (rare, but possible), here’s what happens next:
- $12,900 (Stretch Goal #1) → additional $3,100 → Includes a MacBook Pro (M4) build-out for all of his AI automations and tech stacks.
(No more excuses, Hamburger.)
- $19,880 (Stretch Goal #2) → Ham donates $6,980 to the Las Vegas Humane Society to help real cats in need (this was entirely his idea. Again: he's a sweet boy).
Your support helps Ham get off the couch and into AI entrepreneurship and philanthropy. If you can't donate, sharing this campaign helps just as much.
Every donation—big or small—gets Hamburger closer to his AI-powered financial independence.
You might say: "Why the heck would I fund this cat?"
Hamburger would say: "What would you rather see on the internet? A guy who makes potato salad, or a cat who became an AI industry titan?"
Donate and share this campaign with friends, family, or fellow cat lovers. Let’s see if Ham can really make a million bucks with ChatGPT.
Thanks for believing in him!
Organizer
Hamburger Cat
Organizer
Henderson, NV