Cute Nail Studio End Times Salvation Donation
Donation protected
Cute Nail Studio is temporarily closed due to the viral apocalypse, so for the near-to-possibly-less-near future, we can no longer do your nails, wax your pussies, or offer spiritual leadership from our earthly salon. We'll miss you! We'll be okay, the long-foretold Elohim Paradise Comet is coming to take us and all our devotees away from the stress and hassle of Covid quarantine.
But until the Comet arrives, our staff could use some help!
If you missed your moment to join our little cult and are terrified for the future, this is your last chance to buy a Comet Pass! Any and all donations get you a spot on the Comet, but obviously the more you spend, the better the view. All donations will go directly to our now-unemployed staff members, who will almost definitely spend it on rent and food (but might also spend it on mango Juuls & white claw).
This is not our only avenue of helping our staff, we've donated $5k split across their final checks and until 4/20 all profits from all online purchases at cutenailstudio.com will also go directly to them. But the gofundme is special as it virtually guarantees you a spot on the Comet! Isn't that amazing?
We love you and we will be open again as soon as we can be. Even if you don't join us on the Comet, we hope you are safe & quarantined and have plenty of food & wifi.
Stay safe out there. See you again soon! Wash your hands!
But until the Comet arrives, our staff could use some help!
If you missed your moment to join our little cult and are terrified for the future, this is your last chance to buy a Comet Pass! Any and all donations get you a spot on the Comet, but obviously the more you spend, the better the view. All donations will go directly to our now-unemployed staff members, who will almost definitely spend it on rent and food (but might also spend it on mango Juuls & white claw).
This is not our only avenue of helping our staff, we've donated $5k split across their final checks and until 4/20 all profits from all online purchases at cutenailstudio.com will also go directly to them. But the gofundme is special as it virtually guarantees you a spot on the Comet! Isn't that amazing?
We love you and we will be open again as soon as we can be. Even if you don't join us on the Comet, we hope you are safe & quarantined and have plenty of food & wifi.
Stay safe out there. See you again soon! Wash your hands!
Organizer
Jason Darling
Organizer
Austin, TX