Damn the Witch Siren Needs A New Computer
Donation protected
Dear Wolves and Kittens,
We hate being in this position, but we need your help. This year has been incredibly difficult. We pride ourselves on being completely DIY and self-sufficient, but we’ve been unable to play shows since March, and are unable to invest in our band at this time.
Our laptop that we’ve been using since 2013 is on its last legs and needs replacing. We have a live streaming performance at Big Room Bar for CD102.5 on December 5th, but when we started rehearsals for the show, our computer gave us quite an attitude and decided to quit the band.
This is something of a predicament. When most bands have a drummer who fails miserably to keep the beat, or doesn’t show up for the concert because they were on a bender last night, they can just fire him. But our computer isn’t just our drummer, he’s also our keyboard sounds, our guitar and vocal effects, and our light show. He’s a jerk, but we love him and need him to do what we do.
Thankfully, unlike a crappy drummer, a computer can just be replaced at a store! This is where you come in.
We humbly come to you, our beautiful fans, friends, and supporters, and ask you to help us in our time of need. The sooner we can make this happen the better, being that we have a performance coming up. Your support would mean the world to us, as it always does.
We’ve been scrambling and brainstorming to try and offer incentives for making a donation, and we’ve come up with a few ideas:
$1 = Our humblest and sincerest thanks!
$5 = An even humbler and sincerer thanks and a new exclusive song! This will only be available via this GoFundMe.
$25 = An absurdly humble and sincerer-er thanks, an exclusive song, and a download of our entire recorded discography! (This is actually a discount, being that this would typically cost you $34 on our Bandcamp page!)
$50 = A humbly bumbly thanks and spanks, an exclusive song, our entire recorded discography, and a video shoutout!
$100 or more = The world’s humblest thanks, an exclusive song, our entire recorded discography, a video shoutout, and a little custom care package sent to your door!
As we said, we wouldn’t be doing this if we didn’t desperately need your help. This year has been tumultuous for so many of us, but for our sake and our sanity, we need to be creating and sharing art, because we honestly don’t know what to do with ourselves otherwise. We love you all and thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your constant support.
xoxo
Bobbi & Z
We hate being in this position, but we need your help. This year has been incredibly difficult. We pride ourselves on being completely DIY and self-sufficient, but we’ve been unable to play shows since March, and are unable to invest in our band at this time.
Our laptop that we’ve been using since 2013 is on its last legs and needs replacing. We have a live streaming performance at Big Room Bar for CD102.5 on December 5th, but when we started rehearsals for the show, our computer gave us quite an attitude and decided to quit the band.
This is something of a predicament. When most bands have a drummer who fails miserably to keep the beat, or doesn’t show up for the concert because they were on a bender last night, they can just fire him. But our computer isn’t just our drummer, he’s also our keyboard sounds, our guitar and vocal effects, and our light show. He’s a jerk, but we love him and need him to do what we do.
Thankfully, unlike a crappy drummer, a computer can just be replaced at a store! This is where you come in.
We humbly come to you, our beautiful fans, friends, and supporters, and ask you to help us in our time of need. The sooner we can make this happen the better, being that we have a performance coming up. Your support would mean the world to us, as it always does.
We’ve been scrambling and brainstorming to try and offer incentives for making a donation, and we’ve come up with a few ideas:
$1 = Our humblest and sincerest thanks!
$5 = An even humbler and sincerer thanks and a new exclusive song! This will only be available via this GoFundMe.
$25 = An absurdly humble and sincerer-er thanks, an exclusive song, and a download of our entire recorded discography! (This is actually a discount, being that this would typically cost you $34 on our Bandcamp page!)
$50 = A humbly bumbly thanks and spanks, an exclusive song, our entire recorded discography, and a video shoutout!
$100 or more = The world’s humblest thanks, an exclusive song, our entire recorded discography, a video shoutout, and a little custom care package sent to your door!
As we said, we wouldn’t be doing this if we didn’t desperately need your help. This year has been tumultuous for so many of us, but for our sake and our sanity, we need to be creating and sharing art, because we honestly don’t know what to do with ourselves otherwise. We love you all and thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your constant support.
xoxo
Bobbi & Z
Organizer
Bobbi Kitten
Organizer
Columbus, OH