#D.E.I.HireRaisingForReality

In brief on my behalf: Thanks to the generosity of the public toilet paper and fried chicken were well provided for in my last fund raiser #FriedChicken&Freedom, but now I'm raising money for my own home, or at least an apartment where I'm not being exploited by slumlords expecting me to walk into my bathroom to stare at someone's feces stapled to the wall (can't make this up). Sure $1.4 million sounds like a lot, but $1.4 million is the median home price in SF, so technically we're right on par, but we could still use some spending $$...for furnishings, lawn tools, and pop-tarts :)...and we still need a puppy : )

In detail: I am still more than willing to work and pay my own way if you've got a job for me upon release, or even be the Mayor if the votes come in, (you'd have to #WriteHimIn), but I have now remained in San Francisco County Jail for 4 months on "Criminal Damage to Property" charges for removing a curtain with feces on it that was literally stapled to the wall (present living conditions in San Francisco SRO's).

I understand it sounds too stupid to be real, but like Ripley's Believe It or Not, it unfortunately all is. They sent 14 cops to respond for the curtain and 6 the night before when I had a knife pulled on me. I also realize I sound like a moron saying "someone call 911" while I'm already being put in cuffs, broadcast on X, but there are always #MissingTapes that tend to come along verifying facts that tend to prove me not so delusional after all.

It didn't help having probation and parole officers write false reports to continue my exploitation...and of course can't forget the ones in the past doing the same, shout out to Stacy Wilmes and Tameka Buck among the others, but I'm still fighting the good fight despite being forced to show my star fish (AKA my butt-hole) to officers in custody while being forced to spend too many days 24 hours in a cell (More than 2 years of my life at this point). Due to the nature of my charges was the reason Sgt. O' Reily stated for why they always need to see my butthole.

My arrest is more likely political more than anything. Between getting "accidentally released", put in a 35 minutes choke hold, strangled with a seat belt by police officers, not given enough money to get home from prison upon my last release, tackled in a parade line while passing out American flags, or being swatted 13 times, YES THIRTEEN... a bit too much isn't making sense other than some wealthy folks out there, and yes some officers too, attempting to bury me in a hole for me challenging the abuse that they have chosen to take part in.

If you do have a job for me I'd appreciate one where I'm not expected to be sexually assaulted , because I've got a #Loud mouth for #ACTION no matter what change I be pursuing.

I've got enough to take care of myself upon immediate release, but will need quite a bit more funding for a down payment and the installation of cameras to check officers who choose to write false reports even when reality proves their lies otherwise. We can even make a show of it to #EndHomelessness if the public is up for more than thoughts and prayers. Your generosity is greatly appreciated.

-America's Favorite D.E.I. hire

#ShaneMichealSleeper #ItsAllReal #WriteHimIn #ForLiberty

#RaisingForReality #ForYourKids #INeedYourDollars #GiveNow

#ForJusticeForAll #ForThePeople #DiaryOfAFelon #JudicialReformer #3Qi #Thot #Y #WLTY