Educate Pulido Fund: Birthdays are not Fundraisers

Hey Slackers,

Guess what? Our dear Pulido needs a crash course in Birthday Gift vs. Fundraiser Etiquette 101. Apparently, he believes birthdays are fundraisers, and physical gifts are the way to go, despite having no kids to drag them all home to!

He doesn't understand when you travel for a birthday you don't want to bring gifts home. He also doesn't understand the BTC hedge (up 60% from birth date). Fuck you $USD!

We get it, Pulido, you're living in the past. But we've got to teach you the ways of the modern world.

We are seeking $100 USD to purchase some reading material. It'll likely go to a few racks of Helix.

Thanks for support. Let’s show him that birthdays are not just about collecting more useless stuff!