Andy's Seizure Salad

Heya, Andy here, if you don't know, or maybe ya do: I have epilepsy. I've had a few seizures that were super bad (cutting my head open a few times, knocking my two front teeth in, breaking my nose, etc.), but thankfully this most recent one was mild. It happened in Portland, where I was locally-sourced to a hospital and deemed sustainable. Thankfully, there weren't any hip young doctors using vintage equipment and reclaimed medical waste. It will still cost a shit-ton. Roughly $2,000 bucks, it looks, with my insurance factored in. A few folks had asked about donations, so I put this page together. I don't usually ask to people like this, but this happened in the middle of me paying off my last visit to the hospital (that was about $2000 too) so a little help would be rad. Anyway, i'll give you a pun or a joke of some sort for your donation. I mostly need this in the next 6ish months, so a bit to meet the goal. Um, yeah, I like you all, and don't expect this to be any huge thing, but yeah, it'd be cool. -&y