Emergency Homeless Prevention

So some of you know me as an anonymous shitposter on Twitter, but I'm going to reveal as much of myself again without unintentionally doxing myself in order to explain my plight.

Until recently, I was consistently employed for two years at a certain commercial retail outlet, and before that another six years at a private security service. I ended up signing on with Lyft and Uber in order to give them a test run, and ended up enjoying the job. I then quit my old job (mostly due to a textbook verbally abusive coworker) to work with Lyft full time. Everything was alright.

Unfortunately I was not making a significant amount in my old job compared to Lyft, and had to pull out some short-term payday loans in order to cover expenses. If anyone has ever gone through that experience, I severely recommend to never use a payday service in your life. The combined and racking debt was more than I could make, and ended up slowly plummeting my savings into the negative. 
Instead of asking for help, I was convinced I could simply trudge through and make my way out of this hole; as I have usually done before. I'm a proud worker with a solid work ethic, and I knew with some time and input I could get myself out of debt. 

Sadly the depths of my situation became apparent over the past two weeks; where my debts have escalated so far to the point that I have intentionally starved myself in the hopes of saving money to get out of this hole, and now I am on the verge of eviction as I cannot gather enough money to cover my current debt of $721.79 (and growing due to overdraft fees), $450 for my share of the rent, and another $450 for my car payment. I also owe various other bills such as my phone ($100), Car insurance ($120), electricity ($233.81 divided by two, so $116).

The full amount I need to cover my bills is $1,957.79.

I am currently asking for only $1500 in order to pay for my deficitis and rent, and then use the excess money to keep my gas filled so I can work off the rest through Lyft and Uber. I absolutely hate begging, but unfortunately I am not in a position where I can do anything but beg for the sympathies of those who take the time to look over this campaign.

I am absolutely in dire straits, and if I am unable to make this money; I will effectively become homeless within two weeks time. If you cannot donate; PLEASE retweet or signal to others who may; as I am not a man with a large fanbase due to my excessive and gross (mis)use of the first amendment.

If you cannot donate, PLEASE share this through social media. Preferably among right-leaning parties, as I have a fear that the left will use this in an attempt to dox and ruin me.

Thank you for your time and effort, and I appreciate all of my followers and those who help spread this in order to get me some aid. I am once again on the verge of losing everything.