Euthanize Gritty, Parody 4 Charity

In recent unfortunate developments, The Flyers marketing team has uncovered what appears to be a "Methhead Muppet" roaming the dark forbidden areas of the Wells Fargo Center. In a stroke of.. I can't even say brilliance seriously, they have decided to make it The Flyers official Mascot.
With your help and generosity, we can stop this creature, with the eyes of a coked out Oscar Grouch, red hair like Satan himself, the body movement of a Kensington crack-head, and the overall aura of a fever dream demon, from reaching any more eyes and memories. Think of the children, do you really want something with a face even it's mother doesn't love roaming around walking free? 
I hope the answer is no



This is a parody GoFundMe, if you decide to donate, all proceeds benefit the Ed Snider Youth Foundation :) Thank you.

Co-written by the brilliant Ryan Jordan