flatulence isn't a joke

Ah, farting, y'know, it's just one of them natural things, innit? Everyone does it, no matter 'ow 'ard they try to hide it. Up 'ere in Manchester, we might 'ave a laugh about it, crack a joke or two, especially after a few pints down at t'local. But at t'end of t'day, it's all about bein' 'uman, ain't it? No use gettin' all embarrassed about something as natural as breathing. So, next time you let one rip, just remember, it's all part and parcel of this crazy journey we're on, so you might as well 'ave a giggle about it.