General D. Needs New Knees

Dear friends, family, and other members of the General Disarray Fan Club,

We are reaching out to you with a call for support, as our giant dingus doggo, General Disarray has lived up to his name and is in urgent need of not one, but two ACL surgeries this summer.

We are determined to give General Disarray the best care possible, but the cost of these surgeries is substantial, and due to an unfortunately timed oversight by Nationwide Pet, we just learned that our pet insurance coverage recently lapsed, leaving us with an unexpectedly significant financial burden.

To help cover these expenses, we are putting our creative skills to work and offering unique products and services to those who lend a helping hand!

Jeremy will be handcrafting custom-sized leather dog and cat collars. Available in 4 different widths, collars will be cut to your pet's exact next size and available in a range of colors with customizable options, guaranteed to compliment your pet’s stunningly good looks -- giving them personalized classic, effortless style that will make all the other dogs at the park wild with envy. Created by hand with high-quality materials, all dog collars are made with solid brass hardware, while cat collars utilize a plastic breakaway-style clasp to ensure their safety.

Not in the market for a collar? Boo is putting her graphic design freelancer hat on for the first time in nearly a decade and would love to create something you'll love! In addition to offering custom single-color dog portraits, she will be creating custom designs for various occasions, such as weddings, bachelorette parties, and group getaways. From branding to stationery, signage, and even apparel, skip the generic Etsy templates and let Boo help you create something personal, meaningful, and memorable -- that you and your guests will actually want to wear or use again and again.

Check out our fundraiser’s Instagram account @GDNeedsNewKnees to see examples and learn more about the products and services!

No amount is too small, and we genuinely appreciate any contribution you can make to help us cover this unexpected expense. If you find yourself in need of one of our products or services, or even a custom request, we would be SO delighted to work with you. Simply send us a message through social media or send us a text, and we'll be thrilled to get started.

General Disarray has brought immeasurable joy and unconditional love into our lives. He is as energetic as he is handsome, and we are determined to ensure he receives the medical care he needs to live a happy and active life once again!

We understand that there are a lot of amazing causes that you could support, so we are incredibly grateful for the opportunity to give something back to you in return for your generosity. Together, we can help him get back on his paws, running around with all of his buddies and romping through rivers in no time!

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for considering any contribution you can make.

With love and sincere gratitude,

Jeremy, Boo, and General Disarray