Cigarettes for the Homeless

Did you know being homeless and destitute sucks? Well, I asked three random homeless people and they told me so. This may be a shock to some of you but fear not for I have figured out an easy way to absolve yourself of your cozy western middle class guilt:

Cigarettes for the homeless

They don't need cigarettes, they don't' need coffee. I know, but I don't care. I don't want to lift them out of the gutter, that's a job for themselves. I just want to give some temporary comfort for people who spend their life enduring instead of flourishing.

With this money I'll be giving little packages with 1 pack of cigarettes, 3 bags of instant coffee, and a lighter to those who would appreciate it most. I'll be handing them out personally to the homeless in and around the Sydney CBD area , hopefully on the 26th of December a day where people plan on engaging in mass needless consumerism.

On top of this fundraiser I will be also donating 100% of the profit I make over the next 100 hours playing poker in the Sydney area with a minimum donation of $200 in case I end up losing money over the 100 hours. This donation will be completely seperate from the $3000 I'm trying to raise here. 

I'm looking at making packages for 200 people but this number may increase.  Any extra money I make over what I need to make the packages will be donated to a local homeless charity to be nominated later.