
HaxDogma's First Home (Closing Costs)
Donation protected
I'm buying my first home.
After 31 years, moving every two to four.
I'm a product of divorce, who grew up poor between Maryland and Texas. After years of saving, years of making videos, and years of your support... I have put away enough for a down payment. I do not have a large network of financial support. I do not have family with money to offer. I have one incredible realtor, and the sum of exchanging short-term happiness for long-term stability.
I'm ready to have a solid foundation, but need a little help to cover closing costs.
This GoFundMe is an effort to rally my community on YouTube, but if the story of a man buying his first home against all the odds that make this story unlikely... I hope you will get involved too. You have made my life what it is in ways that I will never be able to explain, but I hope you know me well enough to know I'll try for many years to come. I will be updating the tiers as we go, and create a fundraiser that rewards your donations in a way you deserve. For years you have given me your time, and if you can't give money now, what you have afforded me already is more than enough.
Thank you,
HaxDogma
- Donating $20+ will include a personalized thank you. Maybe a little poem to let you know how much you mean to me.
- Donating $50+ includes a 2 minute cameo story. Send me the script, and my voice is yours!
- Donating $100+ will get your username memorialized into a mosaic in my home. The kitchen backsplash will remind me each day of how we made this dream happen, and who showed up for the ride.
- Donating $300+ will get you any number you want from me. Credit cards, phone number, social? All yours. OR you can name a room in my new house. Want the entryway to forever be called "The Lumon Backrooms?" Done. Want a sign on the outside that reads "Dolores and Ford shipping only?" EASY!
- Any Donation will be more than enough. You will forever my gratitude, and know that you're helping a man change his stars.
Organizer
Christopher Woolwine
Organizer
Austin, TX