Help Big Earl stay out of jail.

 No joke… this is crazy..

I’m too pretty to go to jail and afraid I’ll be passed around like a bowl of mash potatoes on Thanksgiving.

 I was served papers before my show and have to go to court for harassment from someone I’ve never met or has ever been to my show over this Facebook drama. 

I’m not going to bullshit ya, I have money to pay for an attorney but don’t want to use it. Ha. . I’m planning on going to the British Virgin Islands and the last thing I need is my wife on my ass too for messing up her vacation, help a brother out!

If you love America, freedom and tacos please donate to my anti woke ass keep me out of jail fund. God bless America, babies, baseball and Johnny Cash but not Florida Georgia Line. 

Any extra money raised will go to my favorite charity Mary’s Shelter in Elberta. The end