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I will have the pinky finger on my left hand removed, so that I can cook and eat it on camera in exchange for 1,000,000 dollars.

Have you grown tired of the lack of people eating their own body parts on the internet? If so, why? What is wrong with you? Will you give me money to fix your horrible urges?

I am a typical American. I am dramatic, I love monster trucks, I love professional wrestling, and I lack any social mobility. I assume you've sat in your home and thought to yourself:

"Man, I would sell a kidney for a million dollars."

Considering that's illegal, and I pride myself on originality.

So I've offered to have a meal for your amusement.