Help CRUNE transform a Porta-Potty in to a UFO

Hello, my name is Vergooba from the band CRUNE. I am raising money to buy a port-a-potty and transform it into a UFO. If you have seen CRUNE perform, then you know it is VITAL that I step out of a port-a-potty filled with lasers and fog and a disco ball in order to play theremin good and open portals to interdimensional landscapes that you all like so much. If you have the time and resources, please donate to make the Portal-potty into a reality. (Arms of an Angel plays in the background)