help! fix broken elevator!! :((

tl;dr the elevator broke and we are getting blamed for it. Any donations are welcome!

Once upon a time, there were 5 (maybe 6) bozos who decided to synchronously jump in an elevator (wow!). Their humongous landing was followed by a massive boom, shuddering the seven seas, shortly followed by a nice, peaceful woman’s voice:

“This elevator is now out of service.” (WTF!)

After suffering 45 minutes in the scorching and stuffy confines of the metal walls, the six bozos were met with two things: a breath of fresh air and an INSANE $2000 invoice for elevator repairs (WTFFFFFFF!!!!) !!!

Therefore, we (two bozos) are asking for your support in raising money for this great cause, fighting for justice for elevators and accessibility for all!

Why Your Help Matters:

Imagine being unable to access your own home, workplace, or essential services due to a broken elevator. For many, this is a daily reality. We need your support to "Elevate for Accessibility" and fix our broken elevator!

We're committed to creating a world where everyone has the freedom to move, regardless of physical limitations. Unfortunately, our elevator has been out of service for far too long, leaving individuals with mobility challenges struggling.

How Your Contribution Makes an Impact:

$5: Covers our lunch for one day (yum!)

$25: Allows us to sleep without inner demons for a night (zzz)

$100: Helps to avoid loan sharks from biting our heads off (scary!)

$400: Contributes significantly to us not having to live on the street (╥﹏╥)

Let's come together as a compassionate community and raise $800 to fix this elevator and make a real difference in the lives of those who need it most.

Your donation, no matter the size, can help restore freedom and independence to those who've been affected. Join us in this mission to ensure that nobody is left without access to essential spaces. Together, we can lift people up and create a more equal world.