Help fix Newport's pathetic town Christmas tree

This tree is just sad... we can do better. Even Charlie Brown's Christmas tree looked better than this sad spruce. When they put these lights up, the value of our homes dropped. Stores lost business. People driving by were laughing. This is a disgrace to the good name of not only Newport but Saint Nic himself and I won't stand for it. We can't do Santa like this. I'm taking a stand. With these funds we will be able to do a better job decorating this tree next year. If we exceed our goal the remainder will be used to bring more festivities to Newport next year.