Help Kitten Kam Replace Their Video Editor

My cat in his overzealous attempts at affection decided that he needed to occupy the space next to my laptop that my coffee cup (full of coffee) was at. So, cat meets coffee cup, overturned coffee cup meets laptop, and bam! no more laptop. The board is toast. I was able to save the hard drive though, and I really only used it for video editing anyways. Smartphones being what they are, I do pretty much everything else on it. But you can't run Adobe Premiere Pro 2017 on a smartphone, no matter how "smart" it is.

If you can throw me a dollar, two dollars or whatever, it will literally help this struggling college student to get their video editing back up and running, and as you can see by the pic on this, I have awesome new green hair, and plenty of videos featuring it to upload, but only after I'm able to edit. :/

Honestly won't be more than $300, because I'll be using my LCD TV as a monitor and I already have a dusty keyboard and mouse packed away in a box that I can rejuvenate.