Help me drink Seagals discontinued Energy Drink.

I would like to raise enough funds to fly myself and a camera operator to the United States of America, so I can drink a can of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink (Asian Experience Flavour). I will need to travel to the US as the eBay seller will not ship it to Ireland. I will need to pay for hotels and to treat my camera operator and the eBay seller to a two-course meal in a medium priced restaurant, e.g. Dennys/Red Lobster.