Help me fix my house or buy a new 1

I was driving on the way to the comedy club in Pasadena call the Ice House , it was for a Death Squad show . Thanks to Brian Redban for allowing me to get on it ! 9 miniutes away my hoop-tie started smoking . At first I was like oh snap I got turbo power but then my Shit cut off 15 seconds later haha. Man I was on the highway pissed off. My friend Srijoy Indian ass came right away with my boy Dandy. Dandy took me to my show and I still performed and Srijoy watched over my car like it was a Porsche . I came back and a close friend of mines named Richard Gentile had paid to get it towed back to the planet fitness.  I didn’t get upset like I normally do because this is a sign and I saw it first . Only reason I made a go fund me because 4 fat girls ask me to and that’s 8 girls if you do the math right haha . I just want to thank God ( this what dudes say after they’ve won a trophy hahaha) . Man I woke up this morning with a full tank of gas but my shit still won’t crank . Forget it not cranking somebody come buy this gas off me , I got the tube to get the gas out and all haha I’m just playing but I got a homeboy name Carlos If you want it. You can get the gas and the oil, you can take the radio too but it don’t even work ! Oh last thing you think crips eat strawberries?