HELP ME MOVE OUT OF MY TENT
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My name is Vash. I am a Czech standup comedian based in London.
I spent all my savings on a one-way train ticket to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
I’m now wild-camping for the Festival's duration.
(I'm not 100% sure if it’s legal to wild-camp in Edinburgh. But if it’s not, please don’t report me to authorities. Thanks!)
I'm doing my solo show - MY BODY YOUR CHOICE - from 6-28 August.
I'm also hosting a stand-up comedy showcase - BROKE COMEDIANS PERFORMING FOR FREE - for which I only book comedians from economically disadvantaged backgrounds. (I'm a great person!)
Would you like to help me...
A) STAY IN MY TENT (I can't even afford that!)
- Tent: £60
- Torch: £5.25
- Sleeping bag with 100% cotton flannel lining: £45
- Gym membership for the month (so I can shower!): £29
- Laundry service charges: £60 (£15 per washing machine load)
- My hay fever meds: £10
- A month's worth of organic food: £400 (Sorry, I am not willing to compromise on my diet. Plus, I have an eating disorder.)
- Contingency: £200 (In case my tent gets burgled etc.)
Other expenses:
- 5000 double-sided flyers on 170gsm paper: £215
- Expected GoFundMe transaction fees: £26
Also, if you’d like to donate a garden in Edinburgh that I can put my tent in, please message me!
B) MOVE OUT OF MY TENT
- Room in Edinburgh: too expensive! (But say five nights would be enough to get an occasional break from the misery of wild-camping - so maybe around £500.)
- Train back from Edinburgh: £53
C) PAY FOR MY EXPENSIVE PRIVATE BIOLOGICAL DENTIST (Not part of this fundraiser's goal but a nice to have.)
- Removal and replacement of 5 silver dental fillings: £1550 *
*Psychometric evidence shows that mercury from silver dental fillings may be an etiological factor in depression, excessive anger, and anxiety. (I have all of those!)
If you kindly decide to donate, please leave a note which option you would like your money to go towards - A, B or C.
WHAT YOU GET IF YOU DONATE
- £0-£5 donation tier: You get nothing - that’s too little! Nevertheless, I would really appreciate a fiver!
- £5-£50 donation tier: Free ticket to any of my comedy shows listed above. (Both of my shows are already a free entry - nevertheless - you’ll get to feel good about yourself having donated money to a great cause!) Plus, a free ticket for any of my London shows.
- £50-£100 donation tier: I will invite you to Wetherspoons for dinner in Edinburgh or London.
- £100+ donation tier: You’ll get to spend a night with me in my tent. (MEN ONLY - otherwise, my girlfriend would get upset.)
Follow me on Instagram for updates: @vashpernikar
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Vash Pernikar
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