Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 2025. To prevent the site from being purchased by someone like Kuz or Ryekrispie, this fundraiser is to help me - MoonMetropolis - purchase the site. Froot won't settle for anything less than 1K for the site, and an offer of 2.5K has already been made.

As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

Help me purchase the Schlog and usher in a glorious new era of Schloggery.