Help Panzer get a new computer

my comp is fucked my dudes

Everything's been acting weird on my computer lately and it looks like the thing's finally kicking the bucket, F in chat for this old beast.

I built her five years ago after boot camp and she's served me well since, but now that she's shit the bed I can't even use Discord properly. Recently did a diagnosis and found that my drive is basically on its last legs and that I have a good few days probably until it finally dies for good.

Normally I'd buy a new drive and call it that, but I'm broke with quarantine putting me on furlough and already have to use my money for food and to keep my car from falling apart. With the rest of my hardware already hitting end of life too, I figured it'd be smarter to see if I could fundraise for a larger amount to swap out the rest of my old parts to at least avoid being in these shoes again in a month.

so im demanding you all give me a thousand dollars

The money is ultimately going to a new computer. If I reach the full thousand I'll get to basically build a new one from almost scratch which should keep me for another five years and help make sure I can continue making games, mods, writing, memes, and streams. It's already becoming a lot harder to do these things on my aging hardware, and also I could finally buy windows.

If I get any money from this (big maybe) I'll show the community pictures of receipts for every part I buy so you know I'm not just spending it on coke and hookers despite what I may wish on the matter.

The reason I'm asking for a thousand is because that's about the cost of a whole new computer setup and Gofundme has a 500 dollar minimum (unless I'm a smoothbrain and that's Indiegogo). All money will go towards the computer unless we overflow then see the last sentence of the campaign.

in addition ill do these things

Besides posting evidence I'm actually using the money for good causes I'll also do a 24 hour live stream on Twitch and Youtube after TNO release to thank all of you where we'll play a country or three of the viewers choice as well as probably a bunch of other games. I'll probably do that anyway but if I do it for the money then I'll feel more obligated to. I'll probably open that stream up to donations and donate proceeds to charity if I hit the goal (all money will go to the church of latter day saints and scientologist causes).

If I reach 500 bucks I'll pump out more of those HOI4 tutorials I started making forever ago (the sequels to the icon video). I never saw much need to continue them but if I get that amount of money then clearly I have a larger following than I appreciated before so I'd be obligated to. It's another thing I really wanted to do but never found time, but hey mind as well bless the new hardware with it.

You'll also all have my undying gratitude and if you show me a receipt of your donation I'll give you a role on my Discord since its honestly the least I can do and I have no idea what else I can give tbh.

Any money funded past 1000 (yeah right) will go to things only agreed upon by my community through polls.