Help Protect Fishy.

Fishy was abandoned on the side of the road in the pouring rain. It looked like a child scratched "do not hurt Fishy" onto the top of his carrying crate. I would never hurt Fishy. Fishy has become my best friend. I will protect Fishy at all costs, and I am humbly asking for your help to do so. I have the unbreakable spirit needed to protect my feline companion, but I lack the necessary equipment to ensure his safety. I need swords. Armor. At least one sturdy trebuchet. One trillion dollars would be preferable, but since GoFundMe has placed an unreasonable limit on its maximum donations, I am only asking for a modest billion.