Help Ric move to Michigan

So RIC ADDY is turning 70 years old and skipping town!

"What?" you say. "Didn't he already leave Chicago for the sunnier climes of Florida?"

Well, it seems that the wasteland of elastic waistbands just didn't suit the man's temperament -- all he got out of that sojourn was ennui and a melanoma.  He's been back in Chicago for a little while now, though you might not have known that since he's spent that last year of lockdown locked in his basement (selling more records on eBay every week than you have in your entire collection).

But things change, and come March 2022, Ric is packing up his apartment and climate-controlled storage space and taking the entire operation back to his ancestral home of Caseville, Michigan.  As you can imagine, that's a lot of f-ing boxes to move, and in lieu of showing up one morning to help with the hauling please consider a small birthday gift to send Ric out of town (again) in style.