Help this poor tiny jello cat get VR!

Hello, my name is Squish and i am a jello cat. I am very smol and goofy and I get squished by my friends a lot.

I wish to get a surgery to give me hands so I can fight back against the giants that step on meh! If you wish to aid in my surgery please consider donating.

(Being serious for two seconds, I wish to join the VR world but doing so requires money and a very expensive toaster I would have to strap to my head...AKA a Virtual Reality Headset. So if you want to donate money to help me get VR, then please consider doing so. But please spend money on yourself before you spend money on me.)