Honor Patrick Allen Hillard with a Beautiful Farewell
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Hi, my name is Patrick Allen Hillard. I'm raising funds for my funeral expenses. I don't have long to live; my heart is bad, and I'm reduced to a wheelchair now. If you have any available funds that you'd like to donate, anything would help.
At my funeral, there will be a viewing and a beautiful casket with beautiful arrangements of flowers. During the service and after, there will be a big party free of charge for anyone who would like to attend and pay their respects to me as I transition over to the spirit realm into the heavenlies to be with my Heavenly Father once again. Oh, how I miss that place so much. After 27 near-death experiences, I am tired and ready to meet my Lord and Savior and Creator forevermore. So don't be sad for me; be glad, be happy, for I'm leaving a legacy for everyone to remember me by.
There will be drinks, a disco ball, music, a DJ, and smoke. There will be arrangements on the table for any wine glass and a bottle of Scotch beside my picture to pay respect and honor to a wonderful targeted individual who took his last breath and fought with everything he had for everyone to know freedom. To be free is to know knowledge, and to be free indeed by the right knowledge.
Thank you for your time, your gifts, and your generosity. Whatever amount you can afford for my funeral services, thank you kindly.
AKA Patrick Buddha, AKA Patrick Zeus. Government name: Patrick Allen Hillard.
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Patrick Hillard
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Charlotte, NC