"Howard's Revenge Monologue" Cameo Request

you know what this is for.

The copypasta in question: "Why the look of surprise, Charlie Hustle? Shocked to see me alive? I planned this whole thing. Your plan to make me look like a cocaine addict? It was doomed from the start! I was in control the whole time. Chuck McGill, greatest legal mind I ever knew, I outsmarted him! Made him believe he was sick! Drove him to suicide, just to mess with you. Lalo Salamanca, do you think a man just happens to walk into an apartment like that? No, I orchestrated it! Howie! I paid him to scare you, send you to the desert with the kid named Finger. I can't believe you fell for the shot in the head trick! Maybe this will teach you not to mess with Howie Wowie!"