I got my pay halfed by the Green Weenie

Hi my name is Vaughn,

I got NJPd for half a fith of vodka. My chain of command took my rank and half my pay. I need money for holiday gifts for my family. As well as way to finance making a 1:1 size ratio sculpture of Chesty Puller out of a single block of marble. Additionally I have other expenses as well, such as fixing my car, alcohol, nicotine and beef jerky.

Any amount helps.